🌲 Day 22: The Tree Collapse. Again
Goriffee - Colombia Peach Please
The tree fell over again.
They blamed the cat.
The court refused to hear the ornaments.
— Teodor, witness (and suspect #1).
☕ Coffee of the Day — Goriffee Peach Please Blend Cofermented
Today in the cup, something that should teach the tree balance: Peach Please from the Slovak roastery Goriffee Coffee Roasters. This is a filter blend of beans from three countries — Colombia, El Salvador, and Kenya, with the Colombian bean co-fermented with peach.
🌍 Where is this coffee from?
This blend combines the best of three regions: Colombia brings freshness and peach juiciness, El Salvador offers deeper tropical notes, and Kenya introduces distinct acidity and complexity. It’s such a diverse mix that if it were a cat, it would have its own passport.
🌿 Coffee Details
- Origin: Colombia, El Salvador, Kenya
- Plantation / producers: mixed farms (blend)
- Processing: cofermented
- Altitude: 1700–2100 m above sea level
- Flavor profile: peaches, caramel, tropical fruits
- Recommended for: filter, cold brew
🍑 What does this mean in the cup?
Peach Please is a blend designed to be juicy, vibrant, and full of flavor — from the very first sip. The fruity character of peach appears immediately, then smoothly transitions into sweet caramel notes, and the whole finishes with a tropical conclusion.
😼 Teodor's Epilogue — post-accident report
After the tree's third fall, Teodor sat down, looked at his cup, and sighed as if he had just finished a safety audit. The verdict? It was not sabotage. It was peach-induced destabilization of the holiday system. When coffee smells like ripe peach and caramel, even the Christmas tree loses its emotional balance. Teodor washed his paws, drank some water, and walked away, muttering something about "unprepared seasonal infrastructure."
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